It's so bad it's...

...really bad.

So, instead of watching our usual Death Note, me and dad decided to do something a little different. We like MST3K (Mystery Science Theater 3000), and decided to watch one on alluc.org.

I was given the honor of picking the episode. So, naturally, I am to blame for what happened, I suppose. Guess what I picked out?

"Manos" Hands of Fate. (Click on the link to learn more about this delightful film.)

Now, for all you people who know what "Manos" Hands of Fate is, I know the cold chill went down your spine. Literal translation? "Hands" Hands of Fate is the title of this movie. If you could seriously, with a straight face call this a "movie".

About halfway--no, quarterway--through this movie, my brain went into shock. Then, after a while, your brain goes numb.

I am serious. Out of all the MST3K's I could have picked, I picked the worst film ever made. Period.

After the credits rolled, me and dad just sat there in stunned silence. There was nothing to be said. There was nothing that COULD be said--our brains were in epileptic shock that nothing but another MST3K could bring it out of. We very quickly watched Gamera VS. Guiron. Which seemed like an Acadamy Award Winner compared to Manos.

There is only one good thing that came out of Manos. If I'm ever watching a bad movie, I can honestly say that it couldn't be worse than "Manos" Hands of Fate.

Now, I'm going to put up the link to this movie, but I warn you.

I WARN YOU! Only step into this movie with the clear mind that you might never be the same again.

Ever.

Then, watch something good after Manos.

It could be Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, and still it won't be worse than "Manos" Hands of Fate.

1. "Manos" Hands of Fate

2. Gamera VS. Guiron