What's a Sea Kitten? Why, don't you know?
I'll tell you a story about a Sea Kitten. It might clear things up for you.
That story is a direct quote from the Kid's Bedtime Stories on the PETA website: Save the Sea Kittens.
Tony the Trout is the smartest Sea Kitten in his school. Already litter-trained at 2 months, Tony went on to double-major neuroscience and environmental studies at Clamford University, eventually graduating with honors.
When Tony is caught and fed to a precocious young child, who having eated on mercury-filled sea kitten too many, falls to the bottom of his class, the irony is not lost on him.
Are you kidding me?
So, in light of this, I start this. Click to see how you can eat a Sea Kitten.
3 comments:
I simply love sea kittens!!! Especially with a light lemon sauce :-)
If they're anything like sea mice, why would I want to eat them? They look like living pocket lint.
If they're anything like sea mice, why would I want to eat them? They look like living pocket lint.
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